6/30/2011 QOTD

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

G.K. Chesterton

6/29/2011 QOTD

True friends stab you in the front.

Oscar Wilde

6/28/2011 QOTD

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.

Mark Twain

6/27/2011 QOTD

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Bernard Baruch

6/26/2011 QOTD

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

Groucho Marx

6/25/2011 QOTD

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

Anais Nin

6/24/2011 QOTD

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Issac Asimov

6/23/2011 QOTD

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

Unknown

6/22/2011 QOTD

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.

Dorothea Kent

6/21/2011 QOTD

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Doug Larson

6/20/2011 QOTD

Things have been a little hectic around here these days and it looks like I have a little catching up to do.
I hope you are enjoying my quote of the day for 2011.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

Albert Einstein

6/19/2011 QOTD

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

William Shakespeare

Oh no Cookie Monster

This guy makes me smile.

6/18/2011 QOTD

It is that my friends have made the story of my life. In a thousand ways they have turned my limitations into beautiful privileges, and enabled me to walk serene and happy in the shadow cast by my deprivation.

Helen Keller

6/17/2011 QOTD

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Oscar Wilde

6/16/2011 QOTD

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Terry Moore

6/15/2011 QOTD

A leader is a dealer in hope.

Napoleon Bonaparte

6/14/2011 QOTD

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art . . . It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

C. S. Lewis

6/13/2011 QOTD

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

6/12/2011 QOTD

Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.

George S. Patton

6/11/2011 QOTD

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.

Sydney Smith

6/10/2011 QOTD

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself.

Albert Einstein

6/9/2011 QOTD

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Pope John XXIII

6/8/2011 QOTD

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

6/7/2011 QOTD

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Mark Twain

6/6/2011 QOTD

Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
Author Unknown

6/5/2011 QOTD

Friends do not live in harmony merely, as some say, but in melody.
Henry David Thoreau

6/4/2011 QOTD

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

Albert Einstein

6/3/2011 QOTD

I don't know the key to success, buy the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

6/2/2011 QOTD

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

Robert Benchley

6/1/2011 QOTD

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends.

John Lennon and Paul McCartney